According to the good folks over at http://www.airships.net, a blimp is “a powered, steerable, lighter-than-air vehicle whose shape is maintained by the pressure of the gases within its envelope.”
As we can observe in this breathtaking footage, the brave men, women and xer’s who launched the “Trump Baby Blimp” were actually releasing a balloon. They were #StrongerTogether managing to #Resist the buoyancy of helium by grasping at straws strings. Limp wrists need not apply.
This balloon masquerading as a blimp was birthed via this Crowdfunder page, which has raised £32,690 thus far. Citing a £700 cost to inflate their Performance Art, we start running into some uncomfortable math. I found this website offering a 15ft. balloon, custom printed from $3,154.00 (£2383.98).
The official word on the blimp balloon is that it cost £3,500, meaning they spent over £1000 on an extra 4 1/2 ft. of cringe.
The balloon was designed by Matt Bonner, who “works” as graphic designer for activist groups. If you accidentally ingest poison and need to purge, I suggest you check out his website, RevoltDesign. His partner on this project is “climate campaigner” Leo Murray. Here are some hot takes from Matt’s overwhelmingly eDgY website.
I know, I too am shaken to the core and reconsidering my life up until this point. The big question now is what will Matt and Leo do with this ~£28,000 windfall? Matt and Leo weren’t born yesterday, these keen entrepreneurial capitalists are going to milk this thing for all it’s got.
Why wouldn’t they? They have legacy media selling the lie that their balloon is a blimp and claiming that “tens of thousands” are showing up for D-Day 2.0: Blimp Wars.
In the days leading up to this large scale protest, there was talk on dark web extremist hate sites such as 9gag.com and reddit.com/r/dankmemes regarding a possible operation involving a flying drone and some razor-blades. However, upon more thorough assessment of this modest balloon not fit for Puff Daddy’s cousin’s niece’s 7th Birthday Party; it was determined the inflatable was unworthy of the effort. We can only hope the Dark Knights of the interwebz stop these dirigible-welding tycoons before they destroy us all. Perhaps if they crowdfund enough money, and Laura Loomer’s Boomers give her enough money; the three can meet in Vegas for a vacation interview.
Mensing’s Linkedin brings up CARA, which appears to be a coalition of 5 different organizations, based in Texas. The C-A-R-A in CARA stands for CLINIC, AILA, RAICES and the American Immigration Council. http://archive.is/cV5FK
“Jimmy Golden, a member of the 2017 Refugee Caravan, wrote and recorded this song about migrants’ fight for justice through caravans. Now in 2018 migrants and refugees will set foot again and raise their voices.”
Beautiful: Immigration agents abandoned their posts as 1,500 people on Refugee Caravan, mainly from Honduras, crossed into Mexico from Guatemala yesterday with goal to reach US (video via @pueblosf) pic.twitter.com/QsduFwN747
Note how they are painting this, “The Caravan Against Fear”.
“The Caravan Against Fear begins in Northern California on April 10 and will visit cities in the Bay Area and Central Valley before arriving in Los Angeles and Southern California where the border wall between San Diego, CA and Tijuana, Mexico stretches out into the waves of the Pacific Ocean. After Easter, the Caravan will head east along the border –through Arizona, New Mexico and Texas– to the Gulf of Mexico. The Caravan will join with resistance struggles in big border cities like San Diego and El Paso; as well as those in small towns and indigenous communities. We will traverse the diversity and vast open spaces in what the ACLU has called the “Constitution Free Zone” along our 1954-mile border with Mexico.”
Border Patrol Agents are not allowed to properly do their job at the Border because of ridiculous liberal (Democrat) laws like Catch & Release. Getting more dangerous. “Caravans” coming. Republicans must go to Nuclear Option to pass tough laws NOW. NO MORE DACA DEAL!
Blue check-marks often shine the brightest, and Peter is no exception. After bravely alerting the public about a “Non-crime hate incident – Name calling between children”, Peter was met with due disgust. Unable to handle the bantz, he actually deleted his account.
Sadly, his courageous exploits are no longer available for your viewing privilege. Here are some screen caps from before he tucked his tail(?) between his legs and ran off into the sunset:
In between breaking up fights at recess, this well-paid public servant has lead quite the career:
If you are interested in learning more about becoming a Hate Crime Ambassador, contact Peter Allan, Sussex Hate Crime Sgt & Trans Equality Advocate: email@example.com
“In fact, the company revealed in its annual 10-K filed Feb. 29 that it has lost more than $2 billion in total since launching a decade ago.”
“Despite having the most powerful person in the world as a loyal user, Twitter TWTR, Tech30 failed to add any new monthly active users globally during the June quarter. Even worse, it’s now losing users in the U.S.”
“Twitter, which has been struggling to keep pace in the fast-moving world of social media, reported a net loss of $116 million in the second quarter, slightly wider than its $107 million loss a year ago.”
“On the advertising front, Twitter said ad engagements grew 95 percent year over year, while the cost per ad engagement declined 53 percent.”
“Twitter’s Promoted Trends Fee Soars To $200,000 A Day”
Late last week, James Damore unleashed an internal document at Google called “Google’s Ideological Echo Chamber“. The resulting Salt Tsunami was to be expected, as apparently thousands of employees have smothered him with hate mail and requests to management for his immediate dismissal. Here are some leaked caps (don’t you hate being spied upon?) from their internal Google+ network:
Yet, an internal poll shows that a substantial number of employees feel the same way:
Somewhat surprising. Here is the memo released in response by Danielle Brown, “Google’s brand new VP of Diversity, Integrity & Governance”.
I’m Danielle, Google’s brand new VP of Diversity, Integrity & Governance. I started just a couple of weeks ago, and I had hoped to take another week or so to get the lay of the land before introducing myself to you all. But given the heated debate we’ve seen over the past few days, I feel compelled to say a few words.
Many of you have read an internal document shared by someone in our engineering organization, expressing views on the natural abilities and characteristics of different genders, as well as whether one can speak freely of these things at Google. And like many of you, I found that it advanced incorrect assumptions about gender. I’m not going to link to it here as it’s not a viewpoint that I or this company endorses, promotes or encourages.
Diversity and inclusion are a fundamental part of our values and the culture we continue to cultivate. We are unequivocal in our belief that diversity and inclusion are critical to our success as a company, and we’ll continue to stand for that and be committed to it for the long haul. As Ari Balogh said in his internal G+ post, “Building an open, inclusive environment is core to who we are, and the right thing to do. ‘Nuff said. ”
Google has taken a strong stand on this issue, by releasing its demographic data and creating a company wide OKR on diversity and inclusion. Strong stands elicit strong reactions. Changing a culture is hard, and it’s often uncomfortable. But I firmly believe Google is doing the right thing, and that’s why I took this job.
Part of building an open, inclusive environment means fostering a culture in which those with alternative views, including different political views, feel safe sharing their opinions. But that discourse needs to work alongside the principles of equal employment found in our Code of Conduct, policies, and anti-discrimination laws.
I’ve been in the industry for a long time, and I can tell you that I’ve never worked at a company that has so many platforms for employees to express themselves—TGIF, Memegen, internal G+, thousands of discussion groups. I know this conversation doesn’t end with my email today. I look forward to continuing to hear your thoughts as I settle in and meet with Googlers across the company.
James has a PhD in Biology from Harvard, but surely the 23 year-old Diverse Feminist Nazi Punching Correct Thinking individuals know better than him.
Brianna Wu seems to think he wears the pants….
Some of the reaction/salt/damage control:
***UPDATE*** James Damore has been fired in response, and is now considering legal action.
No Brakes. You might remember Elizabeth Beck from 2015, she represented a couple who sued Trump in a case related to a soured Florida real estate deal. Trump prevailed in a jury trial, and the couple was forced to pay $350,000 for his legal fees. There was also some weirdness involving her allegedly announcing her intention to operate a breast-milk pump while Trump continued to answer her questions under oath. That is some weird and icky 4D chest-chess right there, but things have recently become far more interesting.
Like many poor souls, Elizabeth Beck felt the Bern when in 2016 it seemed became obvious the DNC had fixed the Democratic Party Presidential Primaries in favor of Hillary Clinton. But Elizabeth Beck is an Attorney, and also a Gunner. Instead of heading to Reddit to join in the collective REE!, she decided to help form JamPac in February 2016. Thus began her rabbit hole descent.
As Elizabeth dug deeper, Debbie Wasserman Schultz took notice. With all the wit of a CNN mail-room boy, she decided to call Elizabeth and threaten her. She had watched enough movies to use a voice disguising apparatus, but forgot to block her phone number.
High energy individual that she is, Elizabeth only became more determined to uncover what nastiness lay underneath that leathery visage. She found plenty.
Then on July 17th, 2017 Elizabeth Beck made a disturbing appearance on InfoWars. Water-filters aside, she looked genuinely terrified about what she uncovered. At 8:53 when Owen says “organ transplant” and again at 9:20 when Owen says “black market organ transplants” her eyes bug out, way out. This is the only time she displays that body language during the interview. Perhaps she is communicating that “yes, this is what is happening, but if I use those words I will be killed”. Here is the interview and a transcript I cleaned up:
Transcript (Jul 17, 2017 Interview):
Federal prosecutor Beranton Whisenant Jr. found dead on beach.
Speculation he was connected to the DNC lawsuit.
Elizabeth was asked to look into that from concerned individuals.
Here’s what she found:
1) There is a Beranton Whisenant -> Jay Plotkin -> Jacksonville connection
Jay Plotkin was the director of the State Attorney’s Office in Jacksonville from 1993 to 2009. Until Janury of 2009 he supervised all aspects of an office of 100 attorneys and over 300 support staff.
Mr. Beranton Whisenant is actually not a Miami native, even though he worked there and passed away in Broward County in South Florida.
To the contrary, Mr. Beranton Whisenant is a native of Jacksonville Florida. He graduated from Bishop Kenney High School in 1997 and worked as an Assistant State Attorney with the 4th Judicial Circuit from 2004-2007.
In other words, Mr. Beranton Whisenant and Mr. Jay Plotkin worked in the State Attorneys Office at the same time.
2) There is a Jacksonville -> Mayo Clinic connection.
Mayo Clinic has a hospital in Jacksonville Florida.
3) There’s a Mayo Clinic -> Judge Harvey E. Schlesinger connection.
A lawsuit was filed in 2015 in Federal Court in Jacksonville against the Mayo Clinic in connection with an organ transplant case.
The judge presiding over that case was the Honorable Harvey E. Schlesinger.
CASE NUMBER: 3:15-cv-01244
4) There’s a Judge Harvey E. Schlesinger -> Jay Plotkin -> Beranton Whisenant connection.
Jay Plotkin is judge Harvey Schlesingers’ son-in-law.
Mr. Whisenant’s body was recovered on May 24th, 2017. On June 8th, 2017 Judge Harvey E. Schlesinger threw out the case against Mayo Clinic in Jacksonville on Summary Judgement.
5) There is a Mayo Clinic -> Clinton Foundation connection.
A number of hospitals, including Mayo Clinic and St. Vincents co-sponsored a launch event in Northeast Florida in connection with the Clinton Health Matters Initiative.
6) There is a Mayo Clinic -> High Government Officials connection.
The numerous public trustees of the Mayo Clinic include a Thomas J. Brokaw, (possibly Tom Brokaw) Barbara P. Bush, Richard B Cheney (possibly Dick Cheney) Senator Thomas Daschle and Paul Volcker.
The Mayo Clinic provides a full range of health services including organ transplants, bone marrow transplants, blood transfusions and genetic medicine.
Sounds like an interesting place for people looking into life extension?
7) There is a Clinton Foundation -> Haiti connection.
8) There is a Klause Eberwein -> Haiti connection.
Klause Eberwein, a former Haitian government official was found dead July 11th of this year with a gunshot wound to the head. He was found at 14501 South Dixie Highway; a Quality Inn.
This Quality Inn is 7.5 miles from my office.
9) There is a Peter Smith -> Mayo Clinic connection.
My Peter Smith purportedly took his own life May 14th, in a Aspen Suites hospital in Rochester Minnesota near the Mayo Clinic.
The Aspen Suites is across the street from the St. Mary’s campus of Mayo Clinic and is almost exclusively used by patients of the hospital.
He purportedly left a suicide note which stated that “there was no foul play whatsoever” and “recent bad turn in health since January 2017” was the reason given for taking his own life and the timing was related to “Life insurance of 5 million expiring”.
He was purportedly searching for Clinton Emails.
Things are getting substantial.
Somebody was nice enough to put together a nifty timeline of events:
Anti-Clinton-ite Peter W. Smith is suicided via bag of helium in Minnesota hotel room, 10 days after telling WSJournal he was seeking evidence against Hillary re: missing emails.
Schultz actually threatens Capitol police chief with “consequences” if he didn’t return equipment of hers confiscated for investigation after it was discovered hidden in a crevice of a House office building; believed stolen by Schultz employee Imran Awan…and then, same day…
Beranton Whisenant, federal prosecutor, found dead by gun shot, still unsolved, on beach in the same town where Schultz and Canova reside; possibly investigating Awan brothers, gov IT aides accused of stealing equipment and breaches of U.S. House IT network. Imran Awan worked for Debbie Wasserman Schultz.
Tim Canova announces he’ll run again vs Schultz in FL; Sanders retracts support of Canova, whom he appointed to 2011 Senate advisory panel on Federal Reserve; Canova tweets on 06/17/17 that his computer has been hacked by DNC operatives.
Bernie Sanders claims newly hot FBI probe of wife Jane for shady $10m college land deal is political; John Podesta cited deal as artillery against Bernie re: 2015 Wikileaks email leak.
I am starting to wonder if we have somebody on the inside feeding CNN horrible advice. Not only were key players at CNN quickly doxed themselves, but millions of people felt inspired to learn the art of gif creation in one afternoon. Thus the “CNN Gif” genre was born, as Don Lemon(drop) spirals further into alcoholism.
CNN felt it had the authority to scold and shame alleged creator of the Trump CNN Wrestling Gif/mp4 into correcting his WrongThink. They elicited a lengthy and cucky apology from the alleged creator, and then implied they would reveal his identity were he to rescind his words.
There was some dis-info floating around that aforementioned plebbit user “HanAssholeSolo” (cringe) was a 15-year old tranny. This is false, as the user has been found on Facebook and is at least twice that age. Tranny status remains unconfirmed, and I won’t name him here because I am not cancerous. What I will do is list some tools you can use to make your own CNN Gifs™!
Here are some CNN logos to work with. Gifs can be created using many different methods, and I assure you it’s something you can handle.
The Salt Market is in chaos as supply has suddenly spiked 6000000x in mere hours.
Various Fake News outlets demand that Trump stop using social media because it is “un-presidential”. The reality is that social media removes all power MSM used to hold, as bad photos and moody music can no longer be deployed to shape whichever narrative they choose.
Can a man walk around with flowers on his chest and still feed his family? There is no single person credited with inventing the walking postcard; they came about as Japanese, Filipino, and Chinese workers immigrated to Hawaii in the 1800’s. Kimono fabrics, barong talongs, and multicolored silks race-mixed with native tapa (or “kapa”) cloth made from tree fibers.
It was probably just a meme, but it soon became clear that white people could be coerced into buying these shirts unironically. WWII got the ball rolling when sailors who spend all of their time on a ship with men in tight quarters mysteriously gravitated towards these loud prints. Oddly enough, Hollywood also started to push them. Frank Sinatra and Montgomery Clift rocked Alohas in 1953’s From Here to Eternity. Bob Hope lived in them throughout hisThe Road film series. Then Elvis Presley donned a bright red one on the cover of the Blue Hawaii soundtrack in 1961… not to mention all the other weird sweaty Hawaii Elvis stuff.
Then things took a turn for the complicated. From December 11th 1980 to May 1st 1988 Tom Selleck gifted the world Magnum, P.I. His trademark “Red Jungle Bird” shirt shifted the paradigm irreconcilably. Maybe it was Marxism, maybe it was cocaine; but the 1980’s meant a man was able to dress gay yet act straight. This LARPing as a Ferrari owner fad lasted into the early 90s, when it was finally put to rest by Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.
These abhorrent shirts were comfortably obscure for the next decade, until a fringe element Neo-Nazi group decided to revive them. Calling themselves the #TikiRight, these boozy extremists embrace Tiki culture and idolise Tom Selleck as their ideal Alpha-Male archetype.
Tiki bars have become recruiting centres for “Tiki Terrorists”, as members of #TikiRight use Aloha shirts to signal rank and faction. Knowing who is already indoctrinated, they move in on unsuspecting patrons without matching attire. Neo-Nazi hate group speech think is occurring across the nation, as correct thinking people fall prey to these wolves in Selleck’s clothing. Dens of depravity since inception, Tiki Bars have become a matter of national security.